Gadget confession: I can't hear you now

"I found a Verizon LG cell phone that had no identification, so I could not return it to it's rightful owner. I carry it around although the battery is dead pretending that I am talking to someone when I don't wish to be bothered by people in a public space. I have owned several laptops, PDAs and a digital camera, but I STILL don't have my own cell phone!"
-Anonymous

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