POLL: What's your preferred investment strategy?

- Angel-funding promising startup
- High risk, high growth stocks
- Stock in reliable blue chip companies
- Professionally managed mutual funds
- Money market funds or CDs
- Canned goods and ammunition for my bunker

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LAST WEEK'S RESULTS

Gentlemen: What facial hair do you sport?

Mustache alone - 17.8%
Soul patch - 1.0%
Sideburns - 2.0%
Goatee (with mustache) - 15.8%
Goatee (without mustache) - 2.0%
Goatee plus sideburns - 5.9%
Full beard (neatly trimmed) - 12.9%
Full beard (somewhat unruly) - 6.9%
Full beard (mountain man style) - 2.0%
None - a clean face is a sign of a clean soul - 33.7%

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