ITwhirled

Take a break from workday drudgery with ITwhirled. Each weekly installment covers the best in weird news, humor, gadgets, and all manner of offbeat items from the world of IT and beyond.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Q&A: .NET or LAMP?

Dear Aunt Calamity:

I’m getting different opinions about which foundation I should use to build high performance web applications. Some people tell me .NET is the only way to go. Others recommend LAMP. What do you use?
- Graziano M., Calgary, Alberta, Canada


Dear Graziano:

Either will work, so choosing one probably will depend more on your comfort level than your needs. I personally prefer LAMP (Linux+Apache+MySQL+ Perl). However, like many open source stacks, it’s dependent on another critical, underlying layer which I call BLOCK: Ballpeen hammer+Luckies+Obscenities+Caffeine+Knowledgebases.
- Aunt Calamity, Technology Maven & Advice Columnist.

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Haiku: Energy

I drank nine lattes!
I could bench press a tractor!
I must tinkle. Now.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

She's a 10: Top 10 Apple innovations

- Top 10 Apple innovations
- 10 Secrets to better memory use
- 10 HDTV myths
- Top 10 most effective ab exercises
- 10 way cool workplaces

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Poll: Finish this sentence: "All we are saying is..."

Finish this sentence: "All we are saying is..."

- Let your guard down and let us in
- Bounty is the quicker picker upper
- Give peace a chance

Answer this poll


What you said

Who makes the best glazed doughnut?

17.7% - Dunkin' Donuts
71.0% - Krispy Kreme
0.0% - Honey Dew Donuts
3.2% - Mister Donut
1.6% - Donut Connection
6.5% - Winchell's Donuts

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Monday, October 30, 2006

Company aims to rid developers of unhealthy habits

Altiris Inc. is trying to break its software developers of their unhealthy habits (mainly sloth and gluttony). Participants in the contest earn points every time they engage in a positive activity like eating healthy, exercising, or quitting smoking, and the winner receives a trip for two to a Kakadu safari. Continue...

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